Hindi lyrics which drives me mad....

This evening I finished my second internals of 8th semester and I was just savouring every moment of it..Was lying down on my bed listening to radio on my phone and I happened to listen to Atif Aslam's braying voice for the song JANNAT SAJAYI MAINE TERE LIYE..The first thing I did was to throw my earphones away because I had always hated the song.May be for the lyrics or the weirdest besura voice of the singer.(That songs just gets on to one's lips.....You just cant avoid it).And that is when i started thinking about the worst or rather funny lyrics ever written.. :)Let me list the 5 worst lyrics i can think of currently.May be I'll add on to the list later..

The first thing that came to my mind was Govinda and Karishma.TERI NANI MARI TOH MAIN KYA KARU,TUJHE MIRCHI LAGI TOH MAIN KYA KARU.C'mon!!!Who writes lyrics like this??Gulzar might have fainted listening to it.The other one which would have made Javed Akhtar give up his job is MAIN LAILA LAILA CHILAUNGA KURTA PHADKE..What the hell?and the heroine is not even bothering to stop him sing that..Its too much to take.. Then let me also mention the very famous Dhadkan song..Udit Narayan is singing with his heart and soul TUMJO KEHDO TOH CHAND TARON KO TOD LAOONGA MAIN...I think ISRO should be informed that for the next Chandrayaan mission they better take Sunil Shetty and Udit Narayan.Thinking Thinking Thinking for find the fourth one!!!!!!!!.....Ok..I got it.MAIN LADKI PO PO PO,TU LADKA PO PO PO,HUM DONO MILE PO PO PO  PO PO..from the movie Hera Pheri.The movie was anyways so entertaining.Was it necessary to include this??????It made no harm,but the lyrics is weird :)..

Now coming to the last and the most shitastic(as Rajeev Masand of CNN IBN calls it)movie Darling,the song which makes no sense is AA KHUSHI SE KHUDKHUSHI KAR LE..whenever I listen to this song I get totally irritated and frustrated.Is this the way to write a song?Has Hindi fallen short of words that people are forced to write something senseless like this??Just because the song is supposed to rhyme??

Why dont lyricists realize that songs are part of mostly Indian movies and try to bring out the most beautiful descriptions instead of scribbling something because they are paid.The other day,when Javed Akhtar received his Star Screen Lifetime Achievement Award he said that more literary works should be encouraged which is rarely happening these days.Perhaps he was right...

I dnt know exactly how to end this article.Im extremely bad at it and also not very much used to writing.But I would want to quote one of my favourite lyrics from one of my favourite romantic songs by Mohd.Rafi from the movie Amaanat.It goes like this.....................

Door rehkar na karo baat,Kareeb aa jao
Yaad rehjayegi yeh raat,Kareeb aa jao

Ek muddat se tamanna thi,tumhe choone ki
Aaj bas mein nahi jazbaat,Kareeb aa jao

Sard jhonkon se bhadakte hai,Tan mein shole
Jaan le legi yeh barsaat,Kareeb aa jao

Is kadar humse jhijakne ki zaroorat kya hai
Zindagi bhar ka hai ab saath,Kareeb aa jao

AND IM STILL THINKING............... :)